......conduct code

[hr.w 10]

....hehe, var på en lang weekend i London, og tog sidste nyt med hjem: BULLETIN To All Employees: It has been brought to the attention of Management that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The Management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the Management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue to flow. Old Phrase New Phrase > No Fucking Way! > I'm not certain that's feasible. > You've got to be shitting me. > Really! > Tell someone who gives a fuck. > Perhaps you should check with... > Ask me if I give a fuck. > Of course I'm concerned. > It's not my fucking problem. > I wasn't involved in that project. > What the fuck? > Interesting behavior. > Fuck it, it won't work. > I'm not sure I can implement this. > Why the fuck didn't you tell me? > I'll try to schedule that sooner? > When the fuck do you expect me to do this? > Perhaps I can work late. > Who the fuck cares? > Are you sure it's a problem? > He's got his head up his ass. > He's not familiar with this problem. > Eat Shit. > You don't say. > Eat shit & die. > Excuse me? > Eat shit & die, Motherfucker > Excuse me, sir? > What the fuck do they want from my life? > They weren't happy with it? > Fuck it, I'm on salary. > I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. > Shove it up your ass. > I don't think you understand. > This job sucks. > I love a challenge. > Who the hell died and made you boss? > You want me to take care of this? > Blow me. > I see. > Blow yourself. > Do you see? > Another fucking meeting. > Yes, I think we should discuss this. > I really don't give a shit. > I don't think it'll be a problem. > Fuck You. > How nice. How very nice.

[janlunde 10]

Send ikke denne her til din chef. Måske finder han ud af hvad du egentlig mener :D